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HAI 1.2
I HAS A STUFFZ
HOW IZ I EATED YR CHEEZ AN YR PIZZA
I HAS A CHEEZBURGR ITZ 1
IM IN YR HOUZ UPPIN YR BOWL TIL BOTH SAEM BOWL AN PIZZA
CHEEZBURGR R PRODUKT OF CHEEZBURGR AN CHEEZ
IM OUTTA YR HOUZ
FOUND YR CHEEZBURGR
IF U SAY SO
I HAS A SUMFIN ITZ " "
HOW IZ I NOM YR COOKEHS AN YR COOKEH
BOTH SAEM COOKEH AN "DELISHUS", O RLY?
YA RLY, FOUND YR SUM OF COOKEHS AN 2
MEBBE BOTH SAEM COOKEH AN "HAPPEE"
FOUND YR SUM OF COOKEHS AN 1
NO WAI, FOUND YR COOKEHS
OIC
IF U SAY SO
STUFFZ R "."
HOW IZ I IMPROOV YR KITTEH
I HAS A H4XX0R ITZ 4
KITTEH, WTF?
OMG "INVISIBLE"
H4XX0R R 3
BTW DO NOT WANT!
GTFO
OMG "CHEEZ"
BTW U CAN HAZ CHEEZ, K?
GTFO
OMG "CHEEZBURGERZ"
BTW U NO KETCHIN MOUSIES, SRSLY
H4XX0R R 5
OMGWTF
FOUND YR 0
OIC
FOUND YR H4XX0R
IF U SAY SO
I HAS A ELEVENTEEN ITZ I IZ EATED YR 2 AN YR I IZ IMPROOV YR "CHEEZ" MKAY MKAY
I HAS A CHEEZBURGERZ ITZ SUM OF I IZ EATED YR 2 AN YR 5 MKAY AN I IZ EATED YR 4 AN YR 2 MKAY
I HAS A BUKKITZ ITZ I IZ NOM YR ELEVENTEEN AN YR "DELISHUS" MKAY
I HAS A CATURDAY ITZ PRODUKT OF I IZ EATED YR 2 AN YR 5 MKAY AN 13
VISIBLE CHEEZBURGERZ SUMFIN BUKKITZ STUFFZ CATURDAY
I HAS A INVISIBL ITZ I IZ IMPROOV YR "BJUTIFUL" MKAY
CHEEZBURGERZ R I IZ NOM YR ELEVENTEEN AN YR "HAPPEE" MKAY
BUKKITZ R I IZ NOM YR 3 AN YR "HAPPEE" MKAY
I HAS A ANIMULZ ITZ QUOSHUNT OF CATURDAY AN 2
ANIMULZ R SUM OF ANIMULZ AN I IZ EATED YR 3 AN YR 1 MKAY
VISIBLE INVISIBL CHEEZBURGERZ SUMFIN INVISIBL BUKKITZ STUFFZ ANIMULZ
KTHXBYE