<style> * { background-color: rgb(50, 50,50); color: white; } .title { } </style> <h1 class="title">Welcome to AweLife! The Awesome Life Simulator</h1> <h3>By Hype Games</h3> <button onclick="ageButton()">Add Age</button> <button onclick="collegeButton()">Law</button> <button onclick="collegeButton1()">Computer Science</button> <button onclick="collegeButton2()">Nursing</button> <button onclick="collegeButton3()">Education</button> <button onclick="collegeButton4()">Business</button> <button onclick="collegeButton5()">Communication</button> <button onclick="dropOut()">Drop Out</button> <button onclick="lawJob1()">Lawyer</button> <p id = "test"></p> <p id = "test0"></p> <p id = "test00"></p> <p id = "test1"></p> <p id = "test2"></p> <p id = "test3"></p> <p id = "test4"></p> <p id = "test44"></p> <p id = "test5"></p> <p id = "test6"></p> <p id = "test7"></p> <p id = "test8"></p> <p id = "test9"></p> <p id = "test10"></p> <p id = "test11"></p> <p id = "test12"></p> <script> const name = Math.floor(Math.random()*100) if (name < 10) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Gregory Manches! You were born a male in New York City in the USA." } else if (name < 20) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Amelia Suesin! You were born a female in London in the UK." } else if (name < 30) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Donny Crabdople! You were born a male in Toronto which is in Canada." } else if (name < 40) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Lisa Phososon! You were born a female in Manila in the Philippines." } else if (name < 50) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Maraiah Dangle! You were born a female in Little Rock in the USA" } else if (name < 60) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Evan Hughes! You were born a male in Portland in the USA" } else if (name < 70) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Tara Carter! You were born a female in St. Paul in the USA" } else if (name < 80) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Juan Fernando! You were born a male in Tijuana in Mexico" } else if (name < 90) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Saima Lieb! You were born a female in Tel Aviv in Israel" } else if (name < 100) { document.getElementById("test0").innerText = "Hello! Welcome to life, Steve Eaden! You were born a male in Los Angeles in the USA" } //Generates Parent Names and Ages const dadAge = Math.floor(Math.random()*35+18) const parentAge = Math.floor(Math.random()*35+15) var momName = ["Susan Dandelion","Mary Wrengworth","Kelly Amaimo","Patricia Boizen","Beatrice Treenut"] var dadName = ["Mark Twainy","Walter Udalo","Henry Elope","Richard Watson","Clark Jenglewhisp"] var job = ["Dentist","Construction Worker","Engineer","Computer Programmer","Graphic Designer","Nurse","Business Manager","Trucker","Social Media Manager","Teacher","Author"] if (name < 5) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[0]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[0]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[0]+". Your dad is a "+job[1]+"." } else if (name > 5 && name < 10) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[1]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[2]+". Your dad is a "+job[0]+"." } else if (name > 10 && name < 15) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[2]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[3]+". Your dad is a "+job[4]+"." } else if (name > 15 && name < 20) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[3]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[3]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[4]+". Your dad is a "+job[6]+"." } else if (name > 20 && name < 25) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[4]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[4]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[7]+". Your dad is a "+job[9]+"." } else if (name > 25 && name < 30) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[0]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[1]+". Your dad is a "+job[3]+"." } else if (name > 30 && name < 35) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[0]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[9]+". Your dad is a "+job[8]+"." } else if (name > 35 && name < 40) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[0]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[3]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[2]+". Your dad is a "+job[5]+"." } else if (name > 450 && name < 45) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[4]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[0]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[7]+". Your dad is a "+job[10]+"." } else if (name > 45 && name < 50) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[1]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[2]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[4]+". Your dad is a "+job[10]+"." } else if (name > 50 && name < 55) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[3]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[7]+". Your dad is a "+job[4]+"." } else if (name > 55 && name < 60) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[1]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[4]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[5]+". Your dad is a "+job[6]+"." } else if (name > 60 && name < 65) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[1]+". Your dad is a "+job[8]+"." } else if (name > 65 && name < 70) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[3]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[2]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[2]+". Your dad is a "+job[10]+"." } else if (name > 70 && name < 75) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[4]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[10]+". Your dad is a "+job[3]+"." } else if (name > 75 && name < 80) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[3]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[9]+". Your dad is a "+job[7]+"." } else if (name > 80 && name < 85) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[3]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[4]+". Your dad is a "+job[9]+"." } else if (name > 85 && name < 90) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[3]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[4]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[9]+". Your dad is a "+job[10]+"." } else if (name > 90 && name < 95) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[4]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[1]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[4]+". Your dad is a "+job[4]+"." } else if (name > 95 && name < 100) { document.getElementById("test00").innerText = "Your mom is "+momName[2]+" and is "+parentAge+". Your dad is "+dadName[4]+" and is "+dadAge+". Your mom is a "+job[4]+". Your dad is a "+job[4]+"." } let age = 0 function ageButton() { document.getElementById("test").innerText = ++age //Generates Death Statements if (name < 10 && age === 35) { document.writeln("You died from small pox.") } if (name < 20 && age === 85) { document.writeln("You died of old age, The best way to go.") } if (name < 30 && age === 73) { document.writeln("You died from an infectous disease known as Mumps.") } if (name < 40 && age === 105) { document.writeln("You died from an alergic reaction to cake.") } if (name < 50 && age === 47) { document.writeln("You died from being hit by a car.") } if (name < 60 && age === 57) { document.writeln("You died from standing in the middle of a warfeild in Russia.") } if (name < 70 && age === 78) { document.writeln("You died from being kicked out of your house and starving") } if (name < 80 && age === 83) { document.writeln("You died of old age, The best way to go.") } if (name < 90 && age === 134) { document.writeln("You died of EXTREME old age, You were the oldest living person.") } if (name < 100 && age === 95) { document.writeln("You died of old age, The best way to go.") } //Generates School Statements if (age === 5) { document.getElementById("test1").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test1").innerText="You started elementary school." } if (age === 14) { document.getElementById("test2").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test2").innerText = "You started high school." } if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test3").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test3").innerText = "You graduated high school. Time to go to college (If you wish to not go to college, just add an age)." } if (age === 22) { document.getElementById("test5").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test5").innerText = "You graduated from college (If you didn't go to college or you dropped out, just ignore this cause you're a loser)." } //Generates Moms Death Statements if (name < 10 && age === 30) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of old age. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 20 && name < 30 && age === 38) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of old age. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 30 && name < 40 && age === 23) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of lung cancer. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 40 && name < 50 && age === 46) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died from being hit by a car. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 50 && name < 60 && age === 56) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of a heart attack. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 60 && name < 70 && age === 16) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of rectum cancer. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 70 && name < 80 && age === 32) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of old age. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 80 && name < 90 && age === 6) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died from getting stabbed in an alleyway like Batman's parents. You went to her funeral." } if (name > 90 && name < 100 && age === 41) { document.getElementById("test10").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test10").innerText = "Your mom died of old age. You went to her funeral." } //Generates Dads Death Statements if (name < 10 && age === 37) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died of old age. You went to his funeral." } if (name > 10 && name < 20 && age === 34) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died of Cardiac Arrest. You went to his funeral." } if (name > 20 && name < 30 && age === 43) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died from a Jigsaw Trap, So sad. You went to his funeral." } if (name > 30 && name < 40 && age === 57) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died from the bubonic plague. You went to his funeral." } if (name > 40 && name < 50 && age === 53) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died from being rammed by a deer. You went to his funeral." } if (name > 80 && name < 100 && age === 44) { document.getElementById("test11").style.color = "orange" document.getElementById("test11").innerText = "Your dad died of old age. You went to his funeral." } } //Generates College Options function collegeButton() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Law." } } function collegeButton1() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Computer Science." } } function collegeButton2() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Nursing." } } function collegeButton3() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Education." } } function collegeButton4() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Business." } } function collegeButton5() { if (age === 18) { document.getElementById("test4").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test4").innerText = "You went to school for Communication." } } function dropOut() { if (age > 18 && age < 22) { document.getElementById("test44").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test44").innerText = "You dropped out of school." } } function lawJob1() { if (age === 22) { document.getElementById("test12").style.color = "red" document.getElementById("test12").innerText = "You became a Lawyer. Your salary is $89,354." } } </script>
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